Dabnish J. Germillingston - Dabnish, or "Dab", lives in a podunk college town. He works at said college as IT Support Consultant. He also attends said college as a computer artist. He and Jatem are a comedy duo, but are sadly separated. Jatem Q. Humm - Jatem, or "Jate", lived in the same podunk college town as Dab. After attending a fancy shmancy film school, he decided to go to LA and become famous. Dab will mooch eventually. Paint - Paint is your average talking can of paint. He hails from the Home Depot and is studying up to be an anthropologist. Bubbles and Spaz - Bubbles and Spaz, aka "Sal" and "Ralph", are Dab's pet rats. Spaz is rather pleased with their living arrangements, but Bubbles is not quite so. With his knowledge gleaned from TV, Bubbles wishes to infringe on copyright by ruling the world.